First, if you're not familiar with the book The Rules here is a summary of "The Rules" in the book, which you need to know to understand the satire.
When the date ends, do not text him, even if you’ve had a great night.28.
High on the bestseller lists this week is a book called The Rules, a guide to dating and courting for women which effectively advocates that women, in order to snag a man, follow a sexist and manipulative dating game based on the principles of 50 years ago.
(Except that back then, the guys knew the women were playing this game and accounted for it.) What follows, in the same vein is a satire, The Rules for Guys.
In addition, if you buy her a fancy schmancy dinner at some ritzy place, she won't be able to turn down your request for a 0 "loan" until you can "get to the cash machine." Good investment. Girls do this stare at the phone thing, makes them all anticipatory. Call her in a couple of days or if you get horny again.
Also, after sex, just roll over and go to sleep, even if she hasn't had an orgasm yet.
I know that alcohol can seem like the most obvious solution when you’re nervous or trying to open up to someone new, but you MUST pace yourself.