Ask any PUA instructor, and he’ll tell you that his students invariably want pick-up lines.Some of this makes sense: the opener is easy to teach (by the end of this article, you’ll know more than one). I put this list together back in March when I was first starting out and had it in my head I needed a shit load of PUA openers. Both of them came back and talked to me several times during the evening, to tell me how crazy I was… I was just talking to those girls over there and they told me I remind them of “Mr. He just really liked them because he likes her and doesn’t judge the pics like that.” The girls will either say: “It’s totally natural.
Aspiring pick-up artists spend a lot of time thinking about openers.As I've said a million times before, I'm not huge on the whole dating app scene. So I asked girls for their tried-and-true first lines on Bumbles and got you some trusty go-tos to use from here on out. You could get this clever sex machine…Or this guy who knows how to do his research…You could get this guy who was looking to bust a little something more than a nut…Or this guy who has a logical explanation for everything…Or this Renaissance man who was concerned with a woman's right to say “no” even in a hypothetical game…Or this guy who was simply left speechless by your awesome line…You could find a guy who completely disregards your acknowledgement of his heritage…Or this guy who was offended but intrigued…Or this guy who knows how to return the compliment… Now I want to know some foolproof ways to make some connections online. Alright a couple things, I’ve tried to give credit to the original authors of the opener wherever possible. Why has Marge never left Homer, I mean she’s a sexy bitch and he’s a deadbeat who fucks up all the time.If you know the source of any (unknown) openers just post to the thread and I’ll update the post. At this point you can just go on and talk about The Simpsons for a while. (blah, blah, blah) “if there’s one guy to have a one night stand with, its Jesus!