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We paid money for the privilege of riding in a toilet-less tour bus with 21 other strangers, who had consumed too many liquids and stopped at every hole in the ground excuse for a toilet between Hohhot, Magical Yurt Resort, and Sandcastle Surprise – the biggest surprise being that I spent US.00 to get sand in my bra. Inner Mongolia today is a wisp of what it used to be under the legendary Ghenghis Khan, who had unified all of the nomadic tribes in the region and wreaked havoc on citizens as far as Russia, Afghanistan and Azerbaijan. Because they liked their lovely views blocked by an ugly stone structure that goes on forever?(Indeed, Ganganbaigal’s sub-bass-overtone vocals and lyrics about ancient bravery and nature-worship tip the vibe squarely in the direction of black metal.) Folk metal as a genre has seen some hokey moments, particularly in its Viking manifestations, but Mongolian folk metal is arguably the most metal of the subgenre’s permutations.Perhaps it’s because Mongolian culture — battle-ready yet profoundly in tune with both nature and the spirit world — lends itself readily to a metal aesthetic.We boarded our trans-atlantic flight in early July.My teammate was going to stay in England for a week while I traveled Italy for 6 days.