—Submitted by Erika Purtell, Facebook Misheard lyric: "When I was younger I thought the lyrics to Destiny Child’s song Bug-A-Boo were 'break my knees so I can’t move cause you a bug a boo.'"Actual lyric: Tell MCI to cut the phone calls / Break my lease so I can move.
—Submitted by Voicelikeabelle Misheard lyric: "Katy Perry’s 'The One That Got Away.' The lyric is 'Be us against the world,' but I always hear 'The ass against the world' lol"Actual lyric: We'd keep all our promises / Be us against the world.
I always thought they were singing, 'Don't go JASON Waterfalls' instead of 'chasing.' I was always curious as to who Jason might be!
—Submitted by Rachel Epstein, Facebook Misheard lyric: "When I was a kid I heard Kenny Rogers [as saying], 'You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille, with 400 children and a crop in the field.'" Actual lyric: You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille / With four hungry children.
So, rather than continuing my massive to-do list that accompanies a job at a startup, I remembered the time I played the Sam Hunt Lyric Game on Tinder.
Results of this game included a massive understanding that men were clueless to any games being played on them.
—Submitted by Squeedle Dee Misheard lyric: "It sounds like he says 'I have lost my wiener.'"Actual lyric: The broken lights on the freeway left me here alone / I may have lost my way now, haven't forgotten my way home.
—Submitted by tjl4148deaa7 Misheard lyric: "I was convinced Hozier’s 'Take Me to Church' went 'take me to church / I whistled like a dog at the time of your life.' Only now have I realized it’s 'take me to church / I worshipped like a dog at the shrine of your life.'"Actual lyric: Take me to church / I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies.—Submitted by ed24 Misheard lyric: "In Beyoncé’s 'Single Ladies,' my friend thought she said ‘very own jeans’ instead of ‘Dereon jeans.’"Actual lyric: got gloss on my lips, a man on my hips / Hold me tighter than my Dereon jeans.—Submitted by lequanj Misheard lyric: "In Shania Twain’s 'That Don’t Impress Me Much,' I hear 'I can’t believe you kiss your cock at night.'”Actual lyric: I can't believe you kiss your car good night / C'mon baby tell me —you must be jokin', right?!
Like “Arrested Development,” whose creator, Mitch Hurwitz, co-produced “Lady Dynamite” with Pam Brady (a longtime collaborator with Matt Stone and Trey Parker), the series is not a dramedy but a true comedy.