Or, at the very least ‘she’s the woman I was with when I gave my sandwich to a paparazzi last night.' Don't worry, we'll explain.
It goes like this: Harry Styles was spotted outside an LA coffee shop with a lovely-looking blonde late last night.
The rumoured new couple avoided showing any public displays of affection, but the stars appeared close as they perused the pumpkins on offer.
Styles and Foster have yet to comment on the romance reports.
Besides, who can honestly call Sam Ronson a bad influence and then hang out with one Paris Hilton?
As for Sam herself, the part about her boozing more than normal lately might be true, for she’s been a club DJ for many years and hasn’t been in trouble with the law until this DUI incident.
Erin is regular at the Body by Simone gym in Los Angeles.
The boyband star, 20, and 32-year-old Foster visited a pumpkin patch in Los Angeles together on Wednesday (08Oct14) to pick out their Halloween props.
However, because of the way his relationship with Taylor ended, I have a feeling Harry got turned off from dating girls around his age.
With older women, he’s much less likely to deal with temper tantrums, excessive fame-whoring, and jealousy, all of which have been a problem when he’s dated around his own age [including a brief stint with Kendall Jenner].
She certainly isn’t a fan of running on the treadmill.
In her workouts, she tries to squeeze in bare minimum that she can get away with.
She also practices yoga to keep her body supple and toned.