You will, at some point, put our bras on your head You just will9.You might also work your muscles a bit They're heavy10. We get that you want to put your penis in between them Which we oblige to, but don't ask for it every day - it's really not what most would call 'a good time.'12. We know they're there, and they're magnificent, but please focus on other stuff We can't help our massive mammaries, but we can help our wit, intelligence and sense of humour - so be thoughtful with the compliments.14. And if you are gifted with a busty girlfriend, then you’re in luck.You have one—no, two—of nature’s masterpieces, a big pair of boobs, at your disposal.[Read: How to tell if your girlfriend’s breasts aren’t real] #14 Perks.
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You need to worry about feeling out of control around her. And really, the only way you’re going to pull this off is to…
Just because there's more of them doesn't mean they turn us on more Sometimes big boobs are less sensitive than small boobs. We don't all have massive nipples Some do, some don't. They can't get enough, and will always ask for a little honk. Don't make us work to a short deadline because we can't run anywhere.5.
The pain was constant, but I didn't really think there was anything I could do about it. Let's put it this way: no, I generally found that hooking up with guys I wanted to hook up with wasn't so difficult, but what complicated it was my own boob-induced neurosis.
I'd constantly wonder if he was with me for anything more than my boobs.
And it’s completely normal to be over-the-moon about having a busty girlfriend. [Read: Men love staring at a girl’s breasts] #10 Wardrobe malfunctions.