She called and said, 'There's water in the carburettor'. ' She said, 'In the lake.' (Henny Youngman)Never go to bed mad. (Phyllis Diller) Brigands demand your money or your life, women require both. Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, my wife, new to boating was having a problem.
The engine ran fine, the outdrive went up and down, and the prop was the correct size and pitch.
' I couldn't think of anyone that I knew who was called Jackie; so I said no and put down the 'phone.
Dating hints for gentlemen There are lots of ways to ruin a date. I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired. It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I date just won't be as smart as I am.
Under the boat, still strapped securely in place, was the trailer.
In the morning the day after I was married, the phone rang.' Reverse charges call from Jackie, 'said the operator.' Will you accept the charges?
Used to be I wouldn't have given someone like you a second look.
With a slash of his sword, the tiny fly drops to the ground, chopped in half. He too opened a matchbox to release a mosquito into the air.With two quick chops, the mosquito dropped dead in four pieces. He opened his matchbox to set a small fruit fly flying in the air.He slashed the air, but the fruit fly continued to fly.(Bill Cosby)I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. (Rita Rudner)Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards. After about an hour of trying to make it go, she walked over to the nearby marina. A thorough topside check revealed everything was in perfect working order. No matter how hard she tried, she just couldn't get her brand new 22-ft Bayliner to perform.
K., who was the greatest baseball player of all time? “Ruth.” With that, Bob walked away, shaking his head in disbelief.