(in fact, even remembering your best friends birthday is optional) 17. Exception: if during the past 24 hours your friends actions have caused you to think "what this guy needs is a good ass wuppin", in which case you may refrain from getting involved and stand back and enjoy. When coming to a room which you know is occupied by your friend and possibly another girl, you must knock and wait for an adequate response. If more time is required, a three minute waiting period must be allowed before returning to the mirror. Any dispute lasting any longer than 3 minutes will and must be settled by rock, paper, scissors. If a bet is made, and the challenge is completed, then the bettor may recoup his money by immediately completing a more daring challenge. (exception: if your roommate is due back within the hour) 53.
You must offer heartfelt condolences over the death of a girlfriends cat, even if it was you who secretly set it on fire and threw it into a ceiling fan. While your girlfriend must bond with your buddies girlfriends with in 30 minutes of meeting them, you are not required to make nice with her gal pal's boyfriends- low level sports bonding is all the law requires. Unless you have a lucrative endorsement contract, do not appear in public wearing more than one Nike swoosh. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may always ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing. If your girlfriend asks to set your friend up with her ugly, whiny, loser friend of hers, you must grant permission, but only if you have ample time to warn your friend to prepare his excuse about joining the priesthood. Only in a situation of mortal danger or ass peril are you permitted to kick another member of the male species in the testicles. If no response occurs, and the door is locked, a 10 minute period is required before knocking again. The only time dicking over a buddy for a girl is legal, is when the girl ranks a 8 or above on the 1-10 scale. There is no argument too important for this determining method. No man will ever willingly watch a movie in which the main theme is dancing, and if a man shall happen to view such a movie it is only acceptable if its with a girlfriend. Only acceptable time when a man is allowed to cry: when a heroic dog dies to save his master. If he refuses the challenge or chooses not to propose one, then and only then, must the money be paid. If a hot girl shall happen to pass by while you are in an arms reach of your buddy, you must, and will, tap him on the shoulder to make him aware of the babe. A man's shoes may not intentionally match any other article of clothing on his body. No comment shall ever be made to a man about how much he is sweating.
If he proposes after a few weeks or months, be careful you’re not unknowingly signing up for a Green Card wedding.
The code consists of 282 laws, with scaled punishments, adjusting "an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth" (lex talionis) Nearly one-half of the code deals with matters of contract, establishing, for example, the wages to be paid to an ox driver or a surgeon.
You can not rat out a friend who show's up to work or class with a massive hangover, however you may: hide the aspirin, smear his chair with limburger cheese, turn the brightness on his computer way up so he thinks its broken, or have him paged every seven minutes. If you catch your girl messing around with your best friend, let your states crime of passion laws be your guide. If your buddy is trying to hook up with a girl, you may sabotage him only in a manor that gives you no chances of getting any either. Before allowing a drunken friend to cheat on his girl, you must attempt one intervention.
(exception: a girl may rank from 5-7, as long as there is oral sex involved). after being struck in the testicles with anything moving fast than 7 mph. In fact, there is no need bring notice to any body part which he may be sweating from. No man shall ever allow anyone to speak ill of The Simpsons or any Rocky movie. You have not made any mistake if you find that there are extra pieces after reassembling or assembling an object.
Brits are definitely blunt but not necessarily direct when it comes to awkward situations. What to expect Texting really gets you as it is peppered with British colloquialisms like, “Shall I come by (to drop off your things) …” or “I’m chuffed for you, thank you for the thoughtful call (can we make that the last one).” The thing is “I’m chuffed for you” means “I’m happy for you” but it does not mean, “I’d like to see you.” In other words, I’m happy for you, take care, adios, good luck, see ya later (but not really)!
I mean, if you’re the one doing the dumping, he’ll most likely get it straight away. It may go something like this: Brit: You ARE a lovely girl.
You have heard of this new online dating site, and apart from the excitement you have with prospect of meeting someone new there, you are ashamed of having to explain to everyone that you met your spouse online.