I was pretty insistent on my profiles that I only was looking for friends and dates, not hookups.
I thought I could meet other expats living in Korea or even Koreans who could help show me around and teach me about life in Korea.
Many moons have passed and I still haven’t gotten around to making any progress in the dating department.
Having a more active love life is something that I see as a to-do item that I just keep putting aside.
You’re telling me we can get a graph of nothing but can’t get a middle finger? This may actually be a hugging emoji, but who TF knows. Not only are they great fun and the thing that ensures the survival of the human race but they can also act as a constant source of fascination for anyone who doesn’t have one. Size, girth, shape, direction and colour – there really is no end to the variety willies can provide. When beginning a text relationship with a new potential bae, your choice of emojis can either make or break the interaction. Fail to heed our warnings and don’t be surprised to see your shit screenshot and roasted in his fantasy league’s group text.A correctly placed winking cat face can make you look like a cute fun millennial who also may or may not be a cat, but just a few too many laughing-crying faces in a row and you look like a legit psycho who needs to stop LOLing and start getting your life in check. The eggplant is the king of all flirt-mojis for a very simple reason: it looks like a dick.
I’m pretty independent at this point, so it’s cool for now.